where did we go wrong?

godmother:"prince and cindy are present here but not accounting for the love spell i have case on them.A short circuit in my wand ,i fear.Cindy dont you feel the least bit different?"
cindy:gee godmother ,i dunno .IS prince what i had in my mind when i wished upon a star?"
godmother:"in mind? A mind is precisely what you lack,Cindy."
cindy:"oh, alright"
godmother:"And you prince.What have you to say for yourself?"
Prince:Wanna have sex with me ,Cindy?"
Cindy:"okay".
godmother:"no no no,prince.thats not right ."
Prince:"wanna have sex? "
godmother:"Prince,repeat after me.will you have the next dance with me ,Cindy"
Cindy:"okay"
godmother:"Where did we go wrong ?is it you?is it me?or romance is simply not what it used to be? are young men and women not at all what they used to be?"

thats for you sarmad...

When it hurts to look back
and
You’re scared to look ahead . . .
Then
You can look beside you
and
I will be there! :)

dont let the horse (sub-consciouse mind ) decide your destiny

watch your thoughts ..it would turn into your words... watch your words...would turn into your actions.... watch your actions...would turn into your habits ...watch your habits .....would turn into your character... which would turn into your destiny (something i just learnt recently)

this in particular goes for my friend sarmad...ever since he saw this girl...hes been acting weird.. he doesnt even know her name ..no nothing .....hes been visiting the principals office ever since..not attending classes...what the hell....
and that even includes jasim..his language has turned really weird...god knows whos hez been hanging out these days..off course he doesnt do it intentionally...and especially when hes with decent people like use...UHEM UHEM ...but as i said dont let the horse decide your destiny..

The cone story..

Mrs Marshall's Cookery Book, published in 1888, endorsed serving ice cream in cones, but the idea definitely predated that. Agnes Marshall was a celebrated cookery writer of her day and helped to popularise ice cream. She patented and manufactured an ice cream maker and was the first person to suggest using liquefied gases to freeze ice cream after seeing a demonstration at the Royal Institution.

Reliable evidence proves that ice cream cones were served in the 19th century, and their popularity increased greatly during the St. Louis World's Fair in 1904. According to legend, at the World's Fair an ice cream seller had run out of the cardboard dishes used to put ice cream scoops in, so could not sell any more produce. Next door to the ice cream booth was a Syrian waffle booth, unsuccessful due to intense heat; the waffle maker offered to make cones by rolling up his waffles and the new product sold well, and was widely copied by other vendors.

The best careers advice .......

"find out what you like doing best and get someone to pay you for doing it"...

iq................eq

brain threw a party and invited all the other organs and announced that he's the most strongest of all......heart couldnt take it and asked " who said so".....and the brain replyed "you"
...was reading a book and loved this part....though i m not sure if thats how it should have been written

RAMADAN OFFER

i was going through yesterdays newspaper when i read this really funny article about what government has to offer poor pakistanis this ramzan...the government plans to use like about 1500 million as a subsidy...whereas when its divided with the number of people living in pakistan..and further more by the number of days ramadan consists of....it just comes to a few paisas per day, per head.....
such efforts would spoil pakistanis ..they wouldnt work now as the government is about to do much....such relief ....wow
what crap...rather then stabilizing the prices and everything ..and actually doing something for the benefit of poor people ...but the governmental bodies are busy strenghthing their own roots.