"men"

´♥`
　´♥`
　　´♥` There was a Blind Guy
　　　´♥` WhO Hated Himself
　　　´♥` infact coz of that
　　　´♥` he hated the whole world
　　´♥` Except his girl friend..
　´♥` 1 day de Guy said
　´♥` that if he could
　´♥` Only c the wOrld
　　´♥` he will marry his girlfriend,
　　　´♥` after some time sOme1
　　　´♥` dOnated eyes to him
　　　´♥` & then he was able to see Every thing
　　´♥`including his girlfriend ,
　´♥` his girlfriend ask him,
　´♥` "nOw that u can c ,
　´♥` will u Marry Me?",
　　´♥` the guy was shOcked when
　　　´♥` he noticed his girlfriend
　　　´♥` is Blind,
　　　´♥` & he refused tO Marry her.
　　´♥` His girlfriend walked away
　´♥` with a little smile & said,
　´♥` " just take care Of
　´♥` my eyes dear.
　　´♥`

where did we go wrong?

godmother:"prince and cindy are present here but not accounting for the love spell i have case on them.A short circuit in my wand ,i fear.Cindy dont you feel the least bit different?"
cindy:gee godmother ,i dunno .IS prince what i had in my mind when i wished upon a star?"
godmother:"in mind? A mind is precisely what you lack,Cindy."
cindy:"oh, alright"
godmother:"And you prince.What have you to say for yourself?"
Prince:Wanna have sex with me ,Cindy?"
Cindy:"okay".
godmother:"no no no,prince.thats not right ."
Prince:"wanna have sex? "
godmother:"Prince,repeat after me.will you have the next dance with me ,Cindy"
Cindy:"okay"
godmother:"Where did we go wrong ?is it you?is it me?or romance is simply not what it used to be? are young men and women not at all what they used to be?"

thats for you sarmad...

When it hurts to look back
and
You’re scared to look ahead . . .
Then
You can look beside you
and
I will be there! :)

dont let the horse (sub-consciouse mind ) decide your destiny

watch your thoughts ..it would turn into your words... watch your words...would turn into your actions.... watch your actions...would turn into your habits ...watch your habits .....would turn into your character... which would turn into your destiny (something i just learnt recently)

this in particular goes for my friend sarmad...ever since he saw this girl...hes been acting weird.. he doesnt even know her name ..no nothing .....hes been visiting the principals office ever since..not attending classes...what the hell....
and that even includes jasim..his language has turned really weird...god knows whos hez been hanging out these days..off course he doesnt do it intentionally...and especially when hes with decent people like use...UHEM UHEM ...but as i said dont let the horse decide your destiny..

The cone story..

Mrs Marshall's Cookery Book, published in 1888, endorsed serving ice cream in cones, but the idea definitely predated that. Agnes Marshall was a celebrated cookery writer of her day and helped to popularise ice cream. She patented and manufactured an ice cream maker and was the first person to suggest using liquefied gases to freeze ice cream after seeing a demonstration at the Royal Institution.

Reliable evidence proves that ice cream cones were served in the 19th century, and their popularity increased greatly during the St. Louis World's Fair in 1904. According to legend, at the World's Fair an ice cream seller had run out of the cardboard dishes used to put ice cream scoops in, so could not sell any more produce. Next door to the ice cream booth was a Syrian waffle booth, unsuccessful due to intense heat; the waffle maker offered to make cones by rolling up his waffles and the new product sold well, and was widely copied by other vendors.

The best careers advice .......

"find out what you like doing best and get someone to pay you for doing it"...

iq................eq

brain threw a party and invited all the other organs and announced that he's the most strongest of all......heart couldnt take it and asked " who said so".....and the brain replyed "you"
...was reading a book and loved this part....though i m not sure if thats how it should have been written

RAMADAN OFFER

i was going through yesterdays newspaper when i read this really funny article about what government has to offer poor pakistanis this ramzan...the government plans to use like about 1500 million as a subsidy...whereas when its divided with the number of people living in pakistan..and further more by the number of days ramadan consists of....it just comes to a few paisas per day, per head.....
such efforts would spoil pakistanis ..they wouldnt work now as the government is about to do much....such relief ....wow
what crap...rather then stabilizing the prices and everything ..and actually doing something for the benefit of poor people ...but the governmental bodies are busy strenghthing their own roots.

The world doesnt need...more mountains to climb...more seas to cross....more stars to shine...then what????

everyone has their own point of view...

not necessarily...especially when it comes to youngsters and what they think about attending school....

who let the dogs out???.....JINNAH did...

my aunt whos here from islamabad wanted to take us out for dinner....it was 14th and we didnt have anything better to do ....something is better than nothing...(and waisay bhi hafta jai per mufta na jai )...anyways as soon as we crossed marvi super store.....passing by guys who were on their bikes started hooting...not just that but they started following us.....what a great way of celebrating independence day.....it took us like an eternity to get out of that area ...and then the whole of badar area was more of an ocean ......the car was about too...but did not......there are no more PAKHA roads now ....we have new KACHA roads in karachi... thanks to our leaders ....other nations are moving forward....and we are moving in the opposite direction...these leaders deserve being sweepers........actually they dont even deserve that...such monsters should be treated like slaves ....such pathetic people deserve no freedom...and just for the record they are still being treated like slaves.....
and then above all when i was telling this to evryone..they all went like who told you people to hangout on the 14th ..its not safe....huh....

forget about what happened....

Hollywood spiderman:4

Bollywood Krish:2

lollywood GUjjar?

Would it be able to save us from us....

. Underdog!s

we need dogs to protect us....in real life....
now adays mankind its own enemy .... .... ......this statement best fits when explaining whats going on in Pakistan ...the nation achieved after great deal sacrifices ....with dreams of touching the sky.... .....where now every single day red is the colour chosen to be talked about.....arent the natural disasters and the diseases and everything which is a threat to human lives enough...what the president has been doing ..keep that apart....i m scared of the common people on the streets...the murders ...theft ..this is not something for which you can blame the government....... last night my poor friend jasims cell phone got stolen...another friend recently got kidnapped....some argue its because of poverty and everything...excuse me ....such people are not strong enough to do all this...i know alot of young guys who belong to the richest families of karachi and are involved in similar activities ...its a result of their sub- cultures......whos going to stop them.. are these minor crimes?? .........this is what the high class is all about ..which means nothing should be expected from the lower class....

but



There's no need to fear! Underdog is here!
When criminals in this world appear And break the laws that they should fear And frighten all who see or hear The cry goes up both far and near For Underdog! Underdog! Underdog! Underdog

dont cry my honey......

....this whole thing was so expected to happen....we all knew that musharaff would do anything to remain in power....hes been doing alot to MANIPULATE the law and order situation .....the whole lal-masjid bizzare game and the operations against AL-QAIDA\TALIBAN\PAKISTANIS...he has the international support....we cant do nothing about it ...grow up people ...... dont waste your time discussing this whole thing ..infact go enjoy ... its raining...wowwww

jooooain....yuk

Imagine your sitting with your friends who are from THE CROWD and they detect some kind of movement in your hair.....something like this happened with ..not me....but yeah a friend of mine ....a few days back me and my friends we were out for lunch when i "THE DEVIL " found out that a friend of mine has loads of nits attached to her hair.....i was sitting beside her ...and the time i discovered that ..i couldnt stand it and i went like "YUUUUUUUUUK"...i couldn't take it ...i had to move away and in that state of shock i told that to evry1 who was there with us....i did feel bad later on but cant undo whats already done...

so heres a peice of advice for you guys...

please jooooain mar dawai istamal kerein.

find out more: http://www.dhpe.org/infect/lice.html

who is this guy??

I got to talk to a friend of mine who was recently working at sheraton and soon would be leaving for switzerland...the discusion started off with "money" ....offcourse.... and then he told me about this guy who has been living in sheraton and has a whole floor to himself...his name is ASIF MAOJI....further more he told me that he is a member of some well- known family...and in 1988 he faced some kind of loss ,since then hes not doing any kind of work.......this guy goes to Thailand just to get his massage done...and his friends come to Pakistan just to play poker with him.......

It's an unfair world....

if you know more about him....would love it if you share it with me....

DO YOU LOVE SOMEONE THIS MUCH...

A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on the road on a motorcycle...

Girl: Slow down. Im scared.

Guy: No this is fun.

Girl: No its not. Please, its too scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!

Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.

Girl hugs him

Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? Its bugging me.

In the paper the next day :( A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of.brake failure. Two people were on it, but only one had survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his.brakes.broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug him one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would dIE...

Dont know if its true or not...got this scrap and felt like sharing it with you guys....

chori ka maal.....

It's funny that among all the industry related searches among search engines like Google and Yahoo, the search for "Starbucks Franchise" is among the most popular. Lahoriis no more have to go online and view such sites....coz now they can actually get starbucks coffee in their own city.....yes....I was even shocked when my friend jasim told me that there is this shop in lahore where you get starbucks coffee... .......the franchise has not been bought.......... and so offcousre it means its being sold illegally.....

worlds shortest story...

EK THA RAJA ....EK THI RANI....DONON MAAR GAI ...KHATAM KAHANI.....

you like it??????

i m an idiot ...and i had nothing better to do ...so i did this...

the thing i m in love with these days......figure it out...

paan...

last night it was my cousins valima ... it was held in lahore and due to my university and everything i coudnt make it to her wedding....i phoned her to ask how everything was coming along ......she sounded really low.....and this is what she told me...


few of her female friends who were there to attend her wedding from islamabad missed their flight..... becuase just to make it more exciting ... few of our male cousins made these girls have pans ........thats not it....these guys actually asked the pan wala to add extra extra GHutka ........and as a result these girls got sick and were hopitalised and due to which they missed their flight.... a bad end....i dont get it ...though it was just a prank but it did affect others......why dont people use their brains .....just for a laugh they did all this and now my poor cousin has to go through so much....

Whats going on???

I didnt know that getting a draft made in pakistan is that difficult....offcourse i m not one of those big shots who have got foreign currency bank accounts...today my mommy asked me to get one made for a cousin whos here from faisalabad ,to do ACCA ...he has some financial problems ...... so my mommy decided to pay because today was the last date to submit the draft and the form ....n why would have i said no when she was handing over the money to me... and i was looking forward to save up some for myself..



I called up a friend and asked him to pick me up......we went to the nearst bank which was AL-HABIB BANK ...they told us that to do so i'll have to open up a foreing currency bank account and which would take a day or two..



Things didnt work out there so we went to HABIB METROPOLITON BANK....it was 12:05 and they told us that the facility is available only till 12:00....



Things didnt even work out there so we went looking for a money exchanger......and so found one......people working under KALIA AND KHANANI surely knew how to talk to customers.......atlast we landed up at a safe place.....place...place...place..place....

Thats what i thought but thats not how it was .....they made us sit there for a whole hour.......even after paying an extra rupee per pound and their fee which was 500...after which we were informed that the whole process is going to take a couple of hours and that we should come and collect it after seven o'clock......couldn't save up money for myself even after so much KOARI...and plus my cousins whole year is going to get waisted......and plus i coudn't even collect it later because of the bomb blast....