Wednesday, September 12, 2007
sarmad has done it.. again
70 emails in one day and another 250 the second day. girls out there are so desperate but still no sign of the cornetto girl.
i could never have expected the amount of interest sarmad's advertising campaign is generating. but ofcourse sarmad always had it in him to make waves in whatever he does.
meanwhile jasim has gone out and made a parody of a hypothetical scenerio where sarmad doesnt find the girl that he is looking for. check it out below. it is totally hilarious. i'm sure it will help jasim score some points with the chicks.
Monday, September 10, 2007
why are we so weak??
Thursday, September 6, 2007
12 signs
When you're on the phone with them late at night and they hang up, you still miss them even when it was just two minutes ago.
ELEVEN:
You walk really slow when you're with them.
TEN:
You feel shy whenever they're around.
NINE:
You smile when you hear their voice.
EIGHT:
When you look at them, you can't see the other people around you, you just see him/her.
SIX:
They're all you think about.
FIVE:
You realize you're always smiling when you're looking at them.
FOUR:
You would do anything for them, just to see them.
THREE:
While reading this, there was one person on your mind this whole time.
TWO:
You were so busy thinking about that person, you didn't notice number seven was missing
ONE:
You just scrolled up to check & are now silently laughing at yourself
Tuesday, September 4, 2007
needs and wants are dominent till not satisfied..
Monday, September 3, 2007
i have been tagged...(thanx Raheel)
Stolen a Car: i wish i could....just one...the smart car...
Been in Love: nope...
Been in a fist fight: nope...i know only how to cry.. um good at it...
Had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back?: ya...saif ali khan
Been to Canada: Nope.
Purposefully tried to set yourself on fire: not interested....
Taken pain killers: never in my life...trust me..
Been Lonely: i have got gr8 friends...loving parents...so yeah...never...
Been misunderstood: yup...but why to care about people who cant even understand u.
Been in a car accident: yup...but it wasnt that bad...it happened like a along tym back ...
Walked the streets drunk: nope...if your drunk ..you can hardly walk???.....i guess ... course i havent tried it myself...
Swum in the ocean: dont know how to swim...
I tag: jasim,sarmad
Saturday, September 1, 2007
US OR POLITICIANS??
Friday, August 31, 2007
"men"
´♥`
´♥` There was a Blind Guy
´♥` WhO Hated Himself
´♥` infact coz of that
´♥` he hated the whole world
´♥` Except his girl friend..
´♥` 1 day de Guy said
´♥` that if he could
´♥` Only c the wOrld
´♥` he will marry his girlfriend,
´♥` after some time sOme1
´♥` dOnated eyes to him
´♥` & then he was able to see Every thing
´♥`including his girlfriend ,
´♥` his girlfriend ask him,
´♥` "nOw that u can c ,
´♥` will u Marry Me?",
´♥` the guy was shOcked when
´♥` he noticed his girlfriend
´♥` is Blind,
´♥` & he refused tO Marry her.
´♥` His girlfriend walked away
´♥` with a little smile & said,
´♥` " just take care Of
´♥` my eyes dear.
´♥`
Thursday, August 30, 2007
where did we go wrong?
cindy:gee godmother ,i dunno .IS prince what i had in my mind when i wished upon a star?"
godmother:"in mind? A mind is precisely what you lack,Cindy."
cindy:"oh, alright"
godmother:"And you prince.What have you to say for yourself?"
Prince:Wanna have sex with me ,Cindy?"
Cindy:"okay".
godmother:"no no no,prince.thats not right ."
Prince:"wanna have sex? "
godmother:"Prince,repeat after me.will you have the next dance with me ,Cindy"
Cindy:"okay"
godmother:"Where did we go wrong ?is it you?is it me?or romance is simply not what it used to be? are young men and women not at all what they used to be?"
thats for you sarmad...
and
You’re scared to look ahead . . .
Then
You can look beside you
and
I will be there! :)
Wednesday, August 29, 2007
dont let the horse (sub-consciouse mind ) decide your destiny
and that even includes jasim..his language has turned really weird...god knows whos hez been hanging out these days..off course he doesnt do it intentionally...and especially when hes with decent people like use...UHEM UHEM ...but as i said dont let the horse decide your destiny..
The cone story..
Mrs Marshall's Cookery Book, published in 1888, endorsed serving ice cream in cones, but the idea definitely predated that. Agnes Marshall was a celebrated cookery writer of her day and helped to popularise ice cream. She patented and manufactured an ice cream maker and was the first person to suggest using liquefied gases to freeze ice cream after seeing a demonstration at the Royal Institution.
Reliable evidence proves that ice cream cones were served in the 19th century, and their popularity increased greatly during the St. Louis World's Fair in 1904. According to legend, at the World's Fair an ice cream seller had run out of the cardboard dishes used to put ice cream scoops in, so could not sell any more produce. Next door to the ice cream booth was a Syrian waffle booth, unsuccessful due to intense heat; the waffle maker offered to make cones by rolling up his waffles and the new product sold well, and was widely copied by other vendors.
Tuesday, August 28, 2007
The best careers advice .......
iq................eq
...was reading a book and loved this part....though i m not sure if thats how it should have been written
Monday, August 27, 2007
RAMADAN OFFER
such efforts would spoil pakistanis ..they wouldnt work now as the government is about to do much....such relief ....wow
what crap...rather then stabilizing the prices and everything ..and actually doing something for the benefit of poor people ...but the governmental bodies are busy strenghthing their own roots.
Saturday, August 25, 2007
Saturday, August 18, 2007
Wednesday, August 15, 2007
who let the dogs out???.....JINNAH did...
and then above all when i was telling this to evryone..they all went like who told you people to hangout on the 14th ..its not safe....huh....
Monday, August 13, 2007
Friday, August 10, 2007
Would it be able to save us from us....
now adays mankind its own enemy .... .... ......this statement best fits when explaining whats going on in Pakistan ...the nation achieved after great deal sacrifices ....with dreams of touching the sky.... .....where now every single day red is the colour chosen to be talked about.....arent the natural disasters and the diseases and everything which is a threat to human lives enough...what the president has been doing ..keep that apart....i m scared of the common people on the streets...the murders ...theft ..this is not something for which you can blame the government....... last night my poor friend jasims cell phone got stolen...another friend recently got kidnapped....some argue its because of poverty and everything...excuse me ....such people are not strong enough to do all this...i know alot of young guys who belong to the richest families of karachi and are involved in similar activities ...its a result of their sub- cultures......whos going to stop them.. are these minor crimes?? .........this is what the high class is all about ..which means nothing should be expected from the lower class....
but
There's no need to fear! Underdog is here!
When criminals in this world appear And break the laws that they should fear And frighten all who see or hear The cry goes up both far and near For Underdog! Underdog! Underdog! Underdog
Thursday, August 9, 2007
dont cry my honey......
Tuesday, August 7, 2007
jooooain....yuk
Imagine your sitting with your friends who are from THE CROWD and they detect some kind of movement in your hair.....something like this happened with ..not me....but yeah a friend of mine ....a few days back me and my friends we were out for lunch when i "THE DEVIL " found out that a friend of mine has loads of nits attached to her hair.....i was sitting beside her ...and the time i discovered that ..i couldnt stand it and i went like "YUUUUUUUUUK"...i couldn't take it ...i had to move away and in that state of shock i told that to evry1 who was there with us....i did feel bad later on but cant undo whats already done...
who is this guy??
Monday, August 6, 2007
DO YOU LOVE SOMEONE THIS MUCH...
Friday, August 3, 2007
chori ka maal.....
It's funny that among all the industry related searches among search engines like Google and Yahoo, the search for "Starbucks Franchise" is among the most popular. Lahoriis no more have to go online and view such sites....coz now they can actually get starbucks coffee in their own city.....yes....I was even shocked when my friend jasim told me that there is this shop in lahore where you get starbucks coffee... .......the franchise has not been bought.......... and so offcousre it means its being sold illegally.....
Thursday, August 2, 2007
i m an idiot ...and i had nothing better to do ...so i did this...
Wednesday, August 1, 2007
paan...
last night it was my cousins valima ... it was held in lahore and due to my university and everything i coudnt make it to her wedding....i phoned her to ask how everything was coming along ......she sounded really low.....and this is what she told me...
few of her female friends who were there to attend her wedding from islamabad missed their flight..... becuase just to make it more exciting ... few of our male cousins made these girls have pans ........thats not it....these guys actually asked the pan wala to add extra extra GHutka ........and as a result these girls got sick and were hopitalised and due to which they missed their flight.... a bad end....i dont get it ...though it was just a prank but it did affect others......why dont people use their brains .....just for a laugh they did all this and now my poor cousin has to go through so much....
Whats going on???
I called up a friend and asked him to pick me up......we went to the nearst bank which was AL-HABIB BANK ...they told us that to do so i'll have to open up a foreing currency bank account and which would take a day or two..
Things didnt work out there so we went to HABIB METROPOLITON BANK....it was 12:05 and they told us that the facility is available only till 12:00....
Things didnt even work out there so we went looking for a money exchanger......and so found one......people working under KALIA AND KHANANI surely knew how to talk to customers.......atlast we landed up at a safe place.....place...place...place..place....
Thats what i thought but thats not how it was .....they made us sit there for a whole hour.......even after paying an extra rupee per pound and their fee which was 500...after which we were informed that the whole process is going to take a couple of hours and that we should come and collect it after seven o'clock......couldn't save up money for myself even after so much KOARI...and plus my cousins whole year is going to get waisted......and plus i coudn't even collect it later because of the bomb blast....
Tuesday, July 31, 2007
you can run but you can't hide...
Sanjay Dutt (born July 29, 1959) is a famous two time Filmfare Awards winner movie star actor in Bollywood and also........indulges as playback singer. he is considered the ultimate macho man in the Bollywood film industry. Such an amazing actor who gave hits like MUNNA BHAI MBBS was sentenced Tuesday to six years in prison for illegally possessing guns that he received from key plotters behind the 1993 bombings in Mumbai.......The judge himself wasn't sure if sunjo was involved but argued that keeping such weopons illegally is punishable by law.....sanjo dragged the whole thing for nearly 12 years but atlast they got him...The film industry could lose about $12 million US for two unfinished Dutt films, Alibag and Fraud, estimated Komal Nata, who runs Film Information, a trade guide...today when i was discusin the whole thing with a friend he told me that sunjay dutt and salman khan are good friends with Dawood Ibrahim.....i dont know if he's friends with such people or if he was involved in the whole bombing thing...i just know that i love his acting and i am in love with his looks...and i hope they reduce the time period of his imprisonment.....
Monday, July 30, 2007
Tissue paper...is that it....
Saturday, July 28, 2007
THIS IS WHAT OUR LEADERS ARE TEACHING US....
Friday, July 27, 2007
I dont feel great about myself any more...
Thursday, July 26, 2007
KING OR QUEEN OR WHATEVER IT IS.......
Wednesday, July 25, 2007
HELLOOOO..PAKISTAN
Tuesday, July 24, 2007
how beneficial would the development of gwadar prove for the locals....
Monday, July 23, 2007
CULTURE
Saturday, July 21, 2007
MOHANDAS GHANDI
Friday, July 20, 2007
superman vs commander safeguard...
i like washing my hands wid safeguard ...i duno y its just dat i m not comfortable wid using anyoda soap......wen i wash my hands wid safeguard..i fyl awl germ free..yoyoyoy....i think this is the case with most of pakistanis..n specially wid my sister...yesterday morning she wasnt having her breakfast and wen my mom asked her wats rong ... she told her that she kant have food cos her hands r dirty n dat she wants a new commander safeguard ..i kno dats lame..but dats how kids and even adults r reacting ..mayb its due to the whole animated episode which was produced to promote the soap.... n um sure everybdy loved it..n specialy "dirtuu" and "kachra rani" n how can i frget our hero 'commander safeguard'.......who is now more popular in pakistan than any oda super hero ..may it b "superman" r "spiderman"........
Thursday, July 19, 2007
2*2*2*2*.........................
Wednesday, July 18, 2007
EVERYTHIN DONE IN PAKISTAN IS THRU???
Tuesday, July 17, 2007
CLIFTON GRILL OR GOOD FO NOTHIN...SAME THING
Monday, July 16, 2007
i hate guyz lyk my frend sarmad..............
Sunday, July 1, 2007
... and the wisdom to know the difference
I often feel whether it is possible for one person to have enough passion in their stride to change the world? To inspire people to think differently, to think about the world and not just about themselves. I think deep down, this was the very reason I decided to study psychology. Back then it felt like a random decision, but now it feels like divine intervention.